{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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Father Makes Good is a 1950 American comedy film directed by Jean Yarbrough and written by D.D. Beauchamp. The film stars Raymond Walburn, Walter Catlett, Gary Gray, Mary Stuart, Barbara Brown and Olin Howland. The film was released on May 7, 1950, by Monogram Pictures.
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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