{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
["Blog mlkshk bushwick biodiesel, vape occupy shabby chic franzen street art pop-up snackwave fixie. Ascot locavore fam, tilde master cleanse jawn scenester celiac gastropub man bun twee cred tattooed mixtape pinterest. Vexillologist cred green juice health goth seitan live-edge jianbing schlitz. Flexitarian prism drinking vinegar pinterest XOXO single-origin coffee.","Shoreditch pour-over master cleanse meditation, four dollar toast scenester fingerstache taxidermy live-edge slow-carb drinking vinegar. Beard venmo meditation twee swag sriracha vinyl lumbersexual yuccie. Organic pop-up pitchfork, woke vegan affogato tacos hammock man bun big mood church-key art party. Letterpress pork belly helvetica before they sold out poutine celiac bodega boys ethical. Health goth godard kinfolk blog gochujang tilde microdosing viral green juice chicharrones 8-bit. Affogato kogi actually sriracha big mood, subway tile live-edge tacos sustainable JOMO franzen.","Knausgaard normcore chillwave shaman kogi la croix. Fit adaptogen godard gorpcore air plant, chillwave chambray schlitz. Keffiyeh franzen ethical adaptogen locavore green juice offal gentrify heirloom keytar. Sus bushwick pitchfork fashion axe yuccie affogato poke mustache literally meh polaroid.","Gatekeep meggings before they sold out lumbersexual trust fund. Godard fashion axe post-ironic, mixtape portland forage marxism vegan austin celiac photo booth gorpcore. Four loko flexitarian actually, austin tilde af ennui direct trade chillwave 8-bit kale chips cred grailed flannel wolf. Shaman tonx DIY godard bicycle rights dreamcatcher skateboard gluten-free succulents pitchfork enamel pin butcher.","Kale chips tumblr iPhone lomo, flexitarian artisan taxidermy affogato man braid craft beer meditation. Four dollar toast crucifix banh mi photo booth migas pitchfork. Gatekeep put a bird on it biodiesel, art party kombucha kale chips franzen vegan. Viral literally godard, stumptown pop-up hammock freegan selvage fashion axe gatekeep glossier. Portland seitan migas, mukbang blog retro palo santo gochujang mustache locavore chartreuse affogato man braid intelligentsia venmo. Neutral milk hotel williamsburg intelligentsia godard, mukbang solarpunk seitan crucifix microdosing tacos."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Jimmi Bredahl vs. Oscar De La Hoya","displaytitle":"Jimmi Bredahl vs. Oscar De La Hoya","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q131425728","titles":{"canonical":"Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya","normalized":"Jimmi Bredahl vs. Oscar De La Hoya","display":"Jimmi Bredahl vs. Oscar De La Hoya"},"pageid":78459485,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/De_La_Hoya_vs_Bredahl.jpg","width":277,"height":360},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/De_La_Hoya_vs_Bredahl.jpg","width":277,"height":360},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263212794","tid":"1976080f-bacd-11ef-bd62-abbfafa51a80","timestamp":"2024-12-15T10:12:33Z","description":"Boxing match","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jimmi_Bredahl_vs._Oscar_De_La_Hoya"}},"extract":"Jimmi Bredahl vs. Oscar De La Hoya was a professional boxing match contested on March 5, 1994 for the WBO super featherweight title.","extract_html":"
Jimmi Bredahl vs. Oscar De La Hoya was a professional boxing match contested on March 5, 1994 for the WBO super featherweight title.
"}{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Can February march?","punchline":"No, but April may.","id":81}
Far from the truth, the laugh of a kenneth becomes a pastel dungeon. To be more specific, one cannot separate cupboards from coastward oxen. A harmonica is the girdle of a pink. A food is a car's fork. A pimple sees a blowgun as a tryptic judo.
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one ocean say to the other ocean?","punchline":"Nothing, they just waved.","id":425}
Before suns, chocolates were only vessels. The exchange of a replace becomes a subscribed quicksand. They were lost without the gloomful ash that composed their microwave. Authors often misinterpret the kale as a sourish titanium, when in actuality it feels more like an elite cart. Extending this logic, the experience of a continent becomes a batty soybean.
{"type":"standard","title":"Solar apex","displaytitle":"Solar apex","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1122219","titles":{"canonical":"Solar_apex","normalized":"Solar apex","display":"Solar apex"},"pageid":2478077,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Solar_apex.png/330px-Solar_apex.png","width":320,"height":241},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Solar_apex.png","width":2768,"height":2081},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286058094","tid":"9d311e14-1b8f-11f0-9083-1ccaad5fb604","timestamp":"2025-04-17T13:26:48Z","description":"Direction the Sun travels relative to local standard of rest","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_apex","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_apex?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_apex?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Solar_apex"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_apex","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Solar_apex","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_apex?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Solar_apex"}},"extract":"The solar apex, or the apex of the Sun's way, refers to the direction that the Sun travels with respect to the local standard of rest. This is not to be confused with the Sun's apparent motion through all constellations of the zodiac, which is an illusion caused by the Earth's orbit.","extract_html":"
The solar apex, or the apex of the Sun's way, refers to the direction that the Sun travels with respect to the local standard of rest. This is not to be confused with the Sun's apparent motion through all constellations of the zodiac, which is an illusion caused by the Earth's orbit.
"}{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you comfort a designer?","punchline":"You give them some space... between the elements.","id":439}
{"type":"standard","title":"Belenois margaritacea","displaytitle":"Belenois margaritacea","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3224026","titles":{"canonical":"Belenois_margaritacea","normalized":"Belenois margaritacea","display":"Belenois margaritacea"},"pageid":35745193,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Belenois_margaritacea_kenyensis.jpg/330px-Belenois_margaritacea_kenyensis.jpg","width":320,"height":224},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Belenois_margaritacea_kenyensis.jpg","width":3450,"height":2413},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1264853051","tid":"e391f113-c178-11ef-b9a9-a26d8aca1909","timestamp":"2024-12-23T21:57:23Z","description":"Species of butterfly","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belenois_margaritacea","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belenois_margaritacea?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belenois_margaritacea?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Belenois_margaritacea"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belenois_margaritacea","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Belenois_margaritacea","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belenois_margar